Sunday, May 2, 2010

Science Teacher Rule #27

Teachers can sense lies.

Sammy has a small lying problem. He has figured out that I can see through his c-r-a-p (which kids think is an acronym when I spell it to them). He likes to lie anyway as a little bit of a joke because we both know it's crap. In keeping with our repoire, I told him the following:

Me:"You know Sammy, every time you lie a baby bird dies."

Boy in the front row truly sincere: "Is that like a fact or did you just make that up?"

No lie.


RatalieNose said...

BAHAHAHAHA what's sad is I can see myself saying that!

jeanene said...

You mean it doesn't stand for 'caustic reaction actually proper'? Oh well I'm always behind the times. Maybe it means 'cocky reprobate asks (for) paddling'. Oh I know. 'Continued response at (the)Principal's (office)'.

Merkley Jiating said...

Spelling words. That cracks me up.

I got the charm. Love it! Now I just need to find a chain!

Joseph Quillen said...

haha.. did you tell that other kid it was true? he'd probably never lie again... ever..


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