Beliefs

I'm a Mormon.

Find out what that means here.

Typically I take advantage of various misconceptions and joke about making goat sacrifices, but teaching freshmen taught me that you just don't joke about animal roastings.

So to be clear, we do not roast goats. As a religion at least. If you know a Mormon who does, it is not part of the religious practice. Feel free to attend that friend's barbeque, just be prepared to eat some well done capricorn and leave the beer at home.