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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Slouchy Hat

So there was this one time I got bangs and decided I wanted a soft slouchy grey hat so I could pretend to be a hipster. But really I wanted something for bad hair days when I didn't feel like taming the 80's rocker look that fringy bangs turn into after a night of what I call "pregnant sleep." This is when you have to roll over constantly, get up to pee 5 times, you are so thirsty water tastes like a gift from the Lord Almighty sent just for you.

No wonder my hair looks like David Bowie in Labyrinth most mornings.


So I crocheted a slouchy hat just in time for the weather to turn 90 degrees and make wearing it unfeasible. I made it in February people. February.

Why do I live here again?


I suppose there is always next winter.

2 comments:

  1. Super cute! It's not newborn size either! Maybe a cold front will come.

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