No one ever assumes it was the teacher who farted.
One more lovely lifestyle addition to being pregnant is uncontrollable flatulence. I was walking between the rows of my students this week and boom! One slips out. Because of the sitting to standing height ratios, I definitely farted right on the back of a girl's head. If she was turned around, it would have been right in her face.
No one said a word.
Either A) they didn't notice or B) they were trying to protect their poor anonymous friend from embarrassment.
There are definitely some perks about being the teacher :)
Poor girl. She's probably scarred for life..."My teacher farted on my HEAD! OMGoodness." She's probably crying right now in a cramped, dark closet.
ReplyDeleteWhy are we so selfconcious of a normal process that happens to everyone?
ReplyDeleteAmen Jeanene, amen.
ReplyDeleteYes, the perks of being the teacher are quite nice sometimes :)
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