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Friday, December 18, 2009

Science Teacher Rule #73

The occasional student will fall asleep in your class. Some may even have this problem documented in an individualized education plan.



Slumberingstudent: But I didn't get the first page filled out yesterday. I was probably sleeping.

Frustrated lab partner: That's because you are sleeping ALL THE TIME! They should have a name for it. Like mansleepingalwaysitis.

Me: Actually there is a name for it. When someone falls asleep all the time it's called narcoleps-

(interrupting)
Slumberingstudent: Or dead.

2 comments:

  1. I'd never fallen asleep in class until this year. It's now happened twice. And yes, I missed an assignment because of it.

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  2. Um, yes, I try not to have my personal info out on the web. Do you have a email? or you can email me.

    mypinkflipflops@gmail.com

    More hints for you. I'm pretty sure we did Oliver! the musical together...
    I graduated a year or two before you.
    Maybe we had seminary together?
    Not sure...anyway...
    :D

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